Skip to main content

Go cry about it on Myspace. 

This is a term relating to the large emo populace on newgrounds. It is usually meant insultingly when someone is complaining about something.
- My girlfriend and I broke up.
- Go cry about it on Myspace.

Alligator on Myspace 

1) a super predator- arming a very able predator with the ultimate predator's tool.
2) a fauxsteria- a media created fake hysteria, other examples include shark attacks and avian flu.
3) a superlative amount of fake fear.

Derived from all the "news" stories covering predators trolling myspace and the stories about alligators killing Floridians both local and national news covered in May 2006.
1) Don't let Timmy hang out with Uncle John, he's practically an alligator on myspace.
2) Have you heard about all these rabbit attacks, it's all just alligators on myspace.
3) I rode the teacups at Disney World, wow that was totally alligators on myspace.

Old on Myspace

When a bunch of old people (adults) join a social networking sites such as Myspace and ruin it for the teenagers on it, they then move to a new site like Facebook.
My mom is old on Myspace, so I switched to Facebook to avoid embarrassment.
Old on Myspace by plug19197 July 1, 2009

hottest guys on myspace 

The best looking and nicest guys on myspace are Matthew Lush and Shane Dawson.They both have alot of myspace friends and they both make neat youtube videos.they are the best looking guys on myspace. most girls are obbessed with Matthew Lush.
hottest guys on myspace are Matthew Lush and Shane Dawson.

sit on myspace 

Simon:what did you do whilst social networking today eric?

Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)

Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?
sit on myspace by bbb brother September 6, 2010

she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome 

When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".
guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...