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On Jizz

means on jah but jizz. no not sus, unless u make it sus.
by iluvmuhammed December 13, 2021
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High on jizz

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"
by highonjizz August 2, 2016
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More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.
by Chris Council January 27, 2009
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It's no jizz on my chin

This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."

"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."

"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
by slodrive August 26, 2011
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Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get cock/laid.
SUK, I'm going through such a dry patch....I want some serious jizz on a stick!!
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jizz on dress

A dirty dress or artist jizz andres
by Richard of armas November 4, 2021
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Gayer than jizz on a mustache

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache
by vooks November 4, 2008
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