clerks

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

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the best fucking movie in the world,its about a store clerk that had a shitty day

by JeVoNeR September 16, 2003

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A very funny movie directed by Kevin Smith (silent bob).

DANTE: My girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS!!!!
RANDAL: In a ROW?! (classic clerks line)

Jay: fuckfuckfuckfuck motha motha FUCK! motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noinsh noinsh noinsh! shmokin weed shomkin wiz, doing drugs makin biz...(etc)

by mreva03 December 11, 2005

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A very funny movie that had a very funny television cartoon based on it that unfortunately got cancelled.

GO buy the Clerks movie and the TV show DVD collection, both rock.

by Murdoc June 9, 2004

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The evolution of lurking for a prolonged period of time with no movement from the original position. Long enough to open up shop and begin clerking.

Me: yo that cars been parked down the block with the headlights on for like 2 hrs now. Friend: they’re probably just smoking too man calm down. Me: nah dude motherfuckers set up shop and steady clerking right now.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019

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