Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Bottle of water

Used to make fun of bri-ish people AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

A: do you want a drink with that sir
B: oh sure, can i get a bo'oh'o wa'er
A: can you say that again
B: what bo oh o wa er
A: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA U FORGOT YOUR T'S OR SOMETHING "mate" DID YOU RUN OUT OF "T" BECAUSE U DRANKED IT ALL, ITS BOTTLE OF WATER U IDIOT
B:nah this man violating

by IAMTHETRUTHMAN June 18, 2023

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

Ding Bottle

A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.

Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?

Yea that things greasy

by Ding King May 30, 2018

bottle destroyer 9000

A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.

The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.

Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*

by Balaboy May 26, 2020