omtyf 

Omtyf is basicly the act of falling over with a lot of force

Friend: what do you wanna do today?
Me: I sure could use an omtyf right now!

omtyf by Vastwelpersoon November 4, 2018

OMGYFR 

Stands for "Oh, my God, you FUCKING RETARD." Often used after person has done something wrong numerous times.

John: Hey dude, I think I can't get it to work right.
Dude: Seriously, its not that hard!
John: Hey dude its not working again
Dude: OMGYFR!

OMGYFR by Knowzlot October 30, 2011

OMTF 

Abbreviation- Oh My Tooth Fairy; an atheist's version of OMG. Substituting in another imaginary being rather than God.

Christian: Accepting Jesus Christ as your savior is the only way to live!!!!
Atheist: OMTF. IDGAF. STFU.

OMTF by wtfjen January 7, 2010

OMTFG 

OMTFG = Oh My TitFucking God

The expression comes from Team America

OMTFG, what a n00b

OMTFG, that sucked...

OMTFG by Skaery January 20, 2006

OMGYFS! 

Oh My God You Fucking Suck!
is a cool word that was invented by some guy that has a god and is directing "you suck" to some other guy.

Guy 2: I have a god
Guy 1: No way man!
Guy 2: so... how's stuff?
Guy 1: I just did it.
Guy 2: With who?
Guy 1: Your mom
Guy 2:OMGYFS! ARE YOU SERIOUS MAN?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: oh.

OMGYFS! by ilikechiliandatshitpizza January 23, 2009

OMTFC 

Acronym for Oh My Titty Fucking Christ. Used to state displeasure on a subject or statement.

OMTFC why the hell did you say that?

OMTFC by NikaoMoon August 4, 2007

omyfather 

on my father

omyfather i don’t got hoes.

omyfather by shitkicker27 June 17, 2023