OMKV stands for Odu Maire Kandam Vazhi (which is a phrase in Malayalam Language). Literally means, "Get Lost you mutherfucker". Coined by a facebook group( Fan Fight Club FFC™ ) admin named Ashwanth Kok who is a well known motherfucking memelord and shitposting nigguh from Kerala.
"Hey, how you doin'?
"OMKV"
(can be used whenever and wherever as an answer to all sort of fucking annoying questions)
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.