Old people's party 

A party held by old people.That is people over college age. There are no drugs,sex and most often not any dancing ect.Most of those parties are really lame all they do is sit around and eat and lot's of times there's not even any music. They should be called dinners and not parties.

I went to an old people's party last night and I had a real sucking time.

Old people's party by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Old People's Syndrome 

1.when someone says they are going to leave to do something but actually stay and stare at whatever you are doing.

2.when people barge into your house uninvited and look all over you house for no apparent reason and leave.

1. Son: "Yeah Dad, i'm just watchin some videos"

Dad: "OK son, i'll just be upstairs"

*moves somewhere to secretly watch what your doing*

Son: "Dad... your Old People's Syndrome is kicking in again..."

2. Me: "So my aunt and uncle came over when I was alone at my house and searched my whole house for nothing at all."

Friend: "Yeah dude, it sounds like your aunt and uncle have Old People's Syndrome."

Old People's Syndrome by ElementProj April 11, 2011

old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)

It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!

old people's self-reward by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

the old people smell 

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

the old people smell by Daz March 8, 2005

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

Old people steal by AJAW July 7, 2004

old people smell 

the smell of mold, mildew, and perfume. Usullay found on people 65+

Ewww! I smell old people smell!

old people smell by leafinsouthpark June 21, 2006

Old people smell syndrome 

The smell of a old person

Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome

Old people smell syndrome by The man who has a chin March 1, 2022