old one eye

Male genitalia, specifically the "poker", or penis.

Old one eye snuck a look at her roast beef.

old one eye by Tornado69 May 10, 2006

Taking old one eye to the optometrist 

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006

good old one eye 

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

good old one eye by good old one eye January 7, 2005

old one brown eye 

the butthole of a cat

ted: i love to sniff the old one brown eye
zac: thats nasty....

old one brown eye by zacince July 21, 2014