Old Bro

Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.

Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.

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by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

Tough Old Broad

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.

Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.

by Baytrey October 22, 2013

old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.

Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"

by lds70 May 13, 2013

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

old brown beard

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.

I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.

by E Dollar May 20, 2010

old brown eye

A rectum. Especially a poorly wiped one.

She has beautiful brown eyes.. and a great old brown eye.

by MYG November 23, 2013