2 definitions by Jake453

oklahomer

A resident of Oklahoma who possesses flawed and comical understanding of logic.

Guy 1: Why is he fixing that electrical wire without shutting down the power?
Guy 2: He’s an Oklahomer.

by Jake453 August 30, 2020

Fuckfog

An overwhelming and paralyzing state of mind due to various chaotic variables. Similar to Shitstorm.

Joey: Hey Brad, I know you’re working on the daily reports but Tom from Accounting needs you in a meeting.
Brad: Where’s the meeting?
Sara: Hey Brad, Security called. Your car has been broken into.

Joey: Also your kid’s school is on line 2. Oh and it’s a Zoom meeting.

Brad: ... ...
Sara: Brad? ... Hey Brad...
Brad: Sorry. I’m in a fuckfog. What?

by Jake453 October 31, 2020