Oklahoma

non-chalant slang word signifying when a man has an 'erection'.

Named after state of Oklahoma for its significant long, straight, panhandle.

Word is useful in conversations when simply stating 'I have an erection' would be inappropriate or awkward

"Damn, Oklahoma."

"Mike, you coming?" 'Yeah, i'm just going to sit here for a minute or two, Oklahoma'

"Enjoying the show?" 'Oklahoma, ma'am.'

by R. Ection June 27, 2011

Oklahoma

A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.

Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.

by Phaenixdrools January 8, 2007

Oklahoma

Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan dicks.

Man, did you see that Oklahoman punch that white-tail in the face? Epic.

by Jsteezy1129 May 2, 2010

Oklahoma

1) A US State
2) A Musical by Rogers and Hammerstein that was later turned into a movie.

1) I have never visited Oklahoma but I want to.
2) I watched "Oklahoma" last night.

by anonymous = secret name November 1, 2010

Oklahoma

Texas’s hat

“We are proud to be Texas’s hat”
-Oklahomans

by LeonSRC July 18, 2020

Oklahoma

A fake place in the central united states above Texas. Many oblivious citizens believe there is a full state there, when in reality it is one of the openings to Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅.

Guy one: Hey have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Guy two: You that's not real right? Its just Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅

by GAMERCHAD February 8, 2019

Oklahoma

Oklahoma is a state that at first seems like a nice, friendly place. Then soon you realize that it is pretty nice, as long as you aren't black, gay, jewish, muslim, or a democrat.

I don't wanna drive through Oklahoma, I'm scared of rednecks.

by CGPinFL June 11, 2009