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The worst state in America. The weather is extremely hot in the summer, and bitterly cold in the winter. Storm season is hell with monster hail and record tornadoes. In all seriousness, the best comparison is a third world country in the middle east. Dry and barren, the infrastructure looks bombed out. Extremely religious. Oklahoma is a cultural wasteland. It's ironic that Oklahomans tout the Native American heritage when Oklahoma is where the natives were shunted to(Trail of Tears). So they didn't want to be there in the first place. Another thing about Oklahoma is that everything is dirty due to the red dirt that's on everything. The stores are dirty, the people are dirty, everything is just..dirty. Oklahomans will wax on and on about the bible and Jesus yet do everything opposite to it's teachings. The biggest lot of hypocrites you'll ever meet. The people are the other half of why Oklahoma is a garbage dump. Nowhere else will you meet such close minded, idiotic people. They have no concept of how the world works or are aware of anything outside of Oklahoma. Worse still, they take pride in these qualities. Beer is 3.2% alcohol so it's basically horse piss. Not even worth having a beer. Outdoors are a joke. If you are a single guy, best of luck to you. I personally wouldn't touch an Oklahoma broad. Most are single moms.
I'd love to live in Oklahoma, but I'm afraid I received a first world education and my interests in life extend beyond the Sooners and the bible.
by Okie trash August 03, 2011
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No it's not a hick state...i mean there may be some hicks. but im definately not a hick. i go shopping 2 malls all the time..i play sports...and yes i do hate ou! i think they are stupid but w/e oklahoma isnt that bad
People who put every1 down from oklahoma are dumbasses...
by sportzchic January 19, 2005
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46th state admitted into the United States of America. Home of the University of Oklahoma Sooners, Oklahoma State Cowboys, and (most importantly) the Oklahoma City Thunder.

The positives in Oklahoma are in the women (Comedian Ryan Davis once compared the women here to women in Atlanta, the main difference being that in Oklahoma, the men here love our women), low cost of living, and the ability to live through all four seasons in a calendar year. Downtown Oklahoma City is the most underrated urban area nationally in the new millennium, but the concerts here still (unfortunately) consist of primarily country music.

Tulsa has OKC beat on the concert tip, but OKC wins everywhere else. The City has more people, more nightlife, more sports, more shopping, and people who actually don’t have their heads collectively shoved up Governor Mary Fallin’s ass (even as she has to live in OKC).

Tulsa will counter will Little Dick Syndrome talking about how their hills are prettier and their hearts are purer. It’s not that Tulsa is a bad city. But, it’s more of a big town.

Oklahoma is not just full of peckerwood crackers either. Langston University, the most western HBCU in the United States, is here. In OKC alone, there are neighborhoods dedicated to black people, Asians and Latinos. Most Oklahomans won’t even take the time out to spend in these ethnically diverse enclaves, which is a damn shame. Their version of Oklahoma is a far different one than the Hee-Haw crap that you see on TV.
Man, the Oklahoma City Thunder sure kicked the dog shit out of the defending NBA champion Golden State Warriors inside Chesapeake Energy Arena.

Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield told the KU Football team to lick his salty nuts.

Your school is wrestling against Oklahoma State today? Well, you’re about to catch an ass-whooping.

Stop by Langston University as you’re leaving Stillwater if you want to hang out with some sexy black girls.
by XStewart2007 November 25, 2017
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You all can go fuck yourselfs. I live here and none of this shit has ever happened to me, and ive been to Galveston, Texas, man I felt sorry for that shithole of a town. the only redeeming quality of that town was nothing. eat it. speaking of which at least I can spell.
No comment needed. Texas doesn't suck but I sure as hell wouldn't want to live there.
by LedHed4390 June 21, 2005
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The buckle of the bible belt. There are nice people, and jerk-offs.

Of course there are hillbillies, but hillbillies are everywhere.. Even in california(even though they deny it).

Anyway most of the defs. heere have posted their wo cents out of pure ignorance of the state.

IT has some great tourist sites. Like little sahara, or the Great Salt Plains... WE have some of the last buffalo herds.

Anyway I grew up in Oklahoma city.. OKC isn't an isolated city. Also Tulsa isn't isolated, but most people odn't live in these cities. Anyway living in OKC is like living in a city that is an outpost. The towns that surround you are filled with hicks..

Edmound is a suburb of OKC, and relally is your typical suburban sprawl. Anyway a majority of the small towns in oklahoma are like what he dick heads pbefore me said, but in the cities the scenarios are different. Since now we have the asian mafia trying to keep control of the vietnamese area of OKC
Oklahoma is an ok state to raise your kids, but that's it. IF you are young and live in this state. You will find yourself traveling a lot because staying in oklahoma for your summers.... Well yea it ain't gonna happen.
by lordblazer February 11, 2007
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Texas with the treach.

If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.
I thought Texas was a piece of shit until I visited Oklahoma.
by Ben Lynch February 27, 2005
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