oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 30, 2008

oj simpson

A man would like to know if you think you can steal his shit.

oj simpson: "You think you can steal my shit?!"

by olshan February 25, 2008

oj simpson

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

by Gary May 13, 2005

oj simpson

The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean

Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok

by Spikesy July 19, 2006

oj simpson

When the courts try to make up for all the wrongs ever done to a black person through OJ's redemption.

To Kill a Mockinbird is a racist book? That's okay, OJ Simpson is free.
Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.

by Cleopatra05 October 1, 2005

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

oj simpson

A fuckin nigger that killed two white people and got away with it.

Sheeit,oj simpson didn't bees doin it

by Sir Whitey June 7, 2007