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oj simpson 

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.
Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."
oj simpson by CJDUB January 30, 2008

OJ Simpson 

He did it.
OJ Simpson by Dawg November 28, 2003

OJ Simpson 

Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, not a Jew.
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Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, still not a Jew.

OJ Simpson 

The combination of gin and orange juice. That is to say, a killer orange juice.
A: I made you a drink, homie.
B: (sips) Yo, this orange juice right here is killer!
A: That's that OJ Simpson, mayne!

A: We're gettin our swerve on tonight. Shout outs to OJ Simpson (raises beverage with aforementioned mixed drink).
OJ Simpson by juan funkee salopian January 30, 2012

oj simpson 

A man would like to know if you think you can steal his shit.
oj simpson: "You think you can steal my shit?!"
oj simpson by olshan February 25, 2008

oj simpson 

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.
oj simpson by Gary May 13, 2005