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A furry man who is a fuck sometimes. He likes computers and shit. He thinks he's tight, but mostly, he's just a fuck.
But everybody loves his shit.
Ja: "I want an iphone."
Evan: "What, are you a fucking fuck, you fuck? THat's the dumbest shit I've ever heard, ever."
Ja: "Why are pulling an ohmie right now?"
Evan: "Woahh... i duneveno, man.."
ohmie by E-Van with the Windows June 11, 2008
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the omie effect

A magic ability that allows the person who wields it to get practically any female he wants. Women can't help but fall and go crazy for the person who is in possession of this special power. Made popular by a teenager named Omir in 2008 in the Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas.
"Wow. That gorgeous sorority girl is all about Omie tonight!"

"Well what ya expect? This phenomenon is called The Omie Effect!"
the omie effect by BBCKRS-1 December 22, 2013
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A pairing including two members of the band Arashi, Satoshi Ohno and Ninomiya Kazunari, in a romantic relationship is called Ohmiya.

The two perform skits during Arashi concerts as Ohmiya SK. The pairing clicked and are now adored by many Arashi fans.

There was always a strong connection between these two members since their Debut days.

Furthermore it's already standard that Nino's hand rests on Ohno's butt or/and nipples while filming Variety Shows and stuff.
Ohno said once "I'm already used to Nino's touch all over my body, so i've already resigned"
Fangirl: *squeal* Nino and Ohno were kissing on stage while performing as Ohmiya SK!!!*dies*

(-Ohmiya Rabu Rabu Talk "WINK UP"-)
Ohno: Nino let's think about getting married!
Nino: I'll think about it!
..
Fangirl:*____* Ohmiya is so totally a married couple!!<3 *writes fanfiction*
Ohmiya SK by MaybeCanBe July 31, 2011

ohminghao 

One of my favorite moots ever they’re literally so amazing! I love them so much, it’s kinda insane! Their content is really good and they’re my fav fp because they stan so many groups (kinda worried for them) and they’re unproblematic! And when I messaged her she was so nice and I felt important! If ohminghao is seeing this is love u sm ! <333
Did you see ohminghaos new post? IT WAS SO AMAZING!
ohminghao by jisungsfruitcup August 27, 2021
A moment of great realization punctuated by a loud and often drawn out "Ohhhhhh". It is a phenominon experience by all but the incredibly dull or inattentive.
Math Teacher: "...and that is how you find a derivitive."

Student 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now i get it.

Student 2: I wish I could have an Ohment, i still dont get it.
Ohment by tonkotruck September 11, 2009
A nickname used for the name Omar, often used as a term of endearment. It is the most popular of the nicknames for Omar.
My Omie is the cutest, and greatest guy ever! My Omie is one in a million baby!
Omie by Bappleblap February 5, 2010

ohmehgeh 

ohmehgeh wehtehfeh is taht nub doin'
ohmehgeh by Nidgeridoo May 21, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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