1 definition by E-Van with the Windows

A furry man who is a fuck sometimes. He likes computers and shit. He thinks he's tight, but mostly, he's just a fuck.
But everybody loves his shit.
Ja: "I want an iphone."
Evan: "What, are you a fucking fuck, you fuck? THat's the dumbest shit I've ever heard, ever."
Ja: "Why are pulling an ohmie right now?"
Evan: "Woahh... i duneveno, man.."
by E-Van with the Windows June 12, 2008
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