ofm 

ofm=oh fuck me

boy=idk what ur talking about?

girl=ofm

boy=what

girl=nvm

ofm by chamassita May 9, 2011

ofm 

of'm or "of 'em" short for "of them"

dudess: hey u wananutha moca?
dude:na iv already had 10 ofm today!

ofm by lozory May 18, 2008

OFM 

Oh fuck me, startled expression on seeing something unexpected, such as a really nasty URL or shocking You Tube video.

Dude, did you see the dead guy video - OFM

OFM by Jon Frum May 14, 2008

OFM 

Only Fans Management

So much money of OFM

OFM by anonymous January 26, 2023

OFM 

Oh Fizzing My - A step up from "Oh my".

When you hear information that makes you literally fizz at the bung.

"I just saw Ricky Gervais"
"OFM"

"OFM I'm moving to the Caribbean"
"What?!"

OFM by Clarica F November 9, 2013

U of M-59

A pun on "The University of Michigan" intended to identify Macomb Community College, which is currently established on Michigan State Highway 59.

Student 1: Hey, I'm going to Michigan State for college dude, where are you going?
Student 2: U of M-59.
Student 1: Ahhh the Wolverines... nice.
Student 2: Errr, you're referring to the U of M. And we're the Monarchs (as in butterflies) by the way.

U of M-59 by Thunder from down under April 7, 2009

OFMD 

Acronym for the HBO television series “Our Flag Means Death.” A workplace comedy style tale about The Gentleman Pirate (Stede Bonnet) and Blackbeard (Edward Teach), played by Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi respectively.

My incessant OFMD posts and memes on my page have paid off. Just got this message from a friend: “Well, shit. When does season 2 come out? 😫 🏴 ☠️”

OFMD by PragmaticHippie April 3, 2022