Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.
She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker
by EJamesOz September 3, 2021
When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.
Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"
Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."
Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."
Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."
Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."
by Flyhunter June 14, 2009
Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)
by gimme the money October 17, 2015
An extreamly floppy vagina
man , that chick has some montreal smoked meat
by hey1122333445 October 13, 2008
Montreal Canadian Fans = History majors
by Montreal Canadian Fans May 1, 2015
Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.
"Hand over the salt and pepper"
"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"
"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"
"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"
"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"
by gimme the money October 17, 2015
Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...
Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"
by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014