obviator 

One who obviates. That is, one who anticipates and eliminates dangers, difficulties, and disadvantages by effective measures.

David is an obviator of difficulties; we never have any trouble when he's around.

At first Alex thought he had done a forknuts when the report appeared. But it turns out Jim had already taken credit for the leak, saving him from potential embarrassment. The next day, Alex thanked the obviator for his assistance.

obviator by The Ghost Of LBP June 8, 2013

NATURAL OBVIATOR 

ASSHOLE

URETHA

SHIT ACCIDENT

A CELEBRATION

Defecation is the ACT OF SHITTING and SHITTING is the ACT OF REMOVAL where SHIT IS OBVIATED as you might say FECES is the vehicle of the ASSHOLE which is a NATURAL OBVIATOR.

To be fair and equal our PISS is OBVIATED out also where the URETHA rejects the URINE held by the STORAGE UNIT BLADDER where that is the NATURAL OBVIATOR as it reaches capacity.

If you SHIT in your pants SHIT FUN occurs as you got lots of ENTROPY to deal with , great smells and here is the KEY the NATURAL OBVIATOR that drives everyone away and most have activated their powerful GUILT COMPLEX and yes ANAL ALAN even though I AM SHIT I still can't break the SOCIETY DISAPPROVAL OF SMELLING SHITTY.

When A JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SHITS OR PISSES HIS PANTS the NATURAL OBVIATOR is at work and the massive approval from everyone is overwhelming and they are all saying THE MORE THE MERRIER.

NATURAL OBVIATOR by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 15, 2021