Oatmeal Creampie

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.
Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.
by sasquatch361 March 20, 2011
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A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.
by Misterkirito07 November 16, 2017
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Oatmeal Creampie

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.
"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "
by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 25, 2023
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Oatmeal Creampie

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.
“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”
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Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit
Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “
by Craven Moorehead October 24, 2022
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Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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Oatmeal Creampie

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.
After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.
by D.Lang April 03, 2025
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