Oakville is the biggest small town in the world. Kevin Bacon has 6 degrees of separation, well Oakville has 2. If you are from Oakville and you meet someone who knows another person from Oakville, either you know that Oakvillian, or one of your friends does.
This can be most widely seen at University, especially in Ontario, but with exceptions for out of province Universities like McGill, Dalhousie, and UBC.
This can be most widely seen at University, especially in Ontario, but with exceptions for out of province Universities like McGill, Dalhousie, and UBC.
Non-Oakvillian: "you're from Oakville? do you know Scotty?"
Oakvillian: "Hellllll ya we went to Iroquois together! That guy is insannnnnnne, he just had a party last week!"
Oakvillian: "Hellllll ya we went to Iroquois together! That guy is insannnnnnne, he just had a party last week!"
by Poondogg April 8, 2006
I grew up on the east side,
the oakville beaver side,
-11 degrees outside
I almost died
I know the streets, im on the inside
Dontchu worry you will feel my oakville pride,
you know that in the streets imma b your oakville guide,
Bow bow down,
Im from the oak town
Dontchu say that im a clown
I know you call it jokeville,
I got the dough cause this is cokeville,
Walking round w my sick flow,
cruising around in my 6 fo
Im a real OakV, gotta deal w the snow,
so dontchu ever talk shit bout oak, no.
the oakville beaver side,
-11 degrees outside
I almost died
I know the streets, im on the inside
Dontchu worry you will feel my oakville pride,
you know that in the streets imma b your oakville guide,
Bow bow down,
Im from the oak town
Dontchu say that im a clown
I know you call it jokeville,
I got the dough cause this is cokeville,
Walking round w my sick flow,
cruising around in my 6 fo
Im a real OakV, gotta deal w the snow,
so dontchu ever talk shit bout oak, no.
by QueenBee6 November 21, 2018
Oakville is right on Lake Ontario in Ontario, Canada. My teachers tell me that we live in a bubble and that we don't know what the "real" world is like, but this is the world and this is real, just because we haven't expierenced a troubled neighborhood doesn't mean we aren't living in a reality. This is my life, and this is where i live. I'm well off and so is practically everyone else here. I only moved here 2 years ago from B.C. and yet I feel safer and I feel as if this is a good place to be. When we first moved here we lived in Missisauga waiting for our house to be moved out of, and to tell you the truth, it ins't much different besides a different area code, a larger population and fewer rich people. It doesn't make it any worse. Alot of people on here define Oakville as a place of ignorance and discriminating against poorer people. I dont do that, my friends don't do that, and my friends friends don't do that, so who exactly is doing it? Oakville is just a good place to be, where people who work hard are able to buy a house in a nice middle class safe community. I don't exactly know why people are "hatin'" us, or why they think that we are "hatin'" on them. We're lucky to live in this community and we appreciate it, we don't rub it in peoples faces. This is my life, this is where I live, I hope that my life is part of the "real" world, and I hope that you understand my defenition.
Dundas Road .. where on one side it is Oakville and the on the other side it is Missisauga
Oakville Kid - Let's go to Famous Players
Oakville Kid's Friend - Sure
Missisauga Kid - Let's go to Best Buy
Missisauga Kid's Friend - Sure
Can you tell if your which side of Dundas your from?
Oakville Kid - Let's go to Famous Players
Oakville Kid's Friend - Sure
Missisauga Kid - Let's go to Best Buy
Missisauga Kid's Friend - Sure
Can you tell if your which side of Dundas your from?
by OakvilleKidL6J June 23, 2006
A town in Ontario, Canada.
Contrary to popular belief, no one says 'chate'. Stores like Aero, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister are not 'cool', but for elementary schoolers. Since everyone has a rich daddy you should be wearing designer. You need at least one pair of Nikes or you ain't shit. You play hockey or basketball or you ain't shit.
Even though Oakville is a good half hour outside of Toronto, every white boy's Instagram bio will have a reference to 'the 6ix', Drake, or the Weeknd. Girls pretend to listen to rap and white boys brag about sex they don't have. Weed is the super popular and not even a surprise for someone under 16 to smoke it.
There are several high schools in Oakville, and it's very important which one you go to.
Holy Trinity-everyone smokes weed, everyone's violent, pretty wild party school.
St. Thomas Aquinas-everyone's smart as hell and open about it, lots of sluts, but not a big party school
Iroquois Ridge-literally the type of average high school you see on TV. Lots of annoying people but mostly normal kids
White Oaks-who goes to White Oaks?
Oakville Trafalger- WILD.
If you ever visit, stay away from Kerr Street.
Contrary to popular belief, no one says 'chate'. Stores like Aero, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister are not 'cool', but for elementary schoolers. Since everyone has a rich daddy you should be wearing designer. You need at least one pair of Nikes or you ain't shit. You play hockey or basketball or you ain't shit.
Even though Oakville is a good half hour outside of Toronto, every white boy's Instagram bio will have a reference to 'the 6ix', Drake, or the Weeknd. Girls pretend to listen to rap and white boys brag about sex they don't have. Weed is the super popular and not even a surprise for someone under 16 to smoke it.
There are several high schools in Oakville, and it's very important which one you go to.
Holy Trinity-everyone smokes weed, everyone's violent, pretty wild party school.
St. Thomas Aquinas-everyone's smart as hell and open about it, lots of sluts, but not a big party school
Iroquois Ridge-literally the type of average high school you see on TV. Lots of annoying people but mostly normal kids
White Oaks-who goes to White Oaks?
Oakville Trafalger- WILD.
If you ever visit, stay away from Kerr Street.
by yolk man May 24, 2015
Oakville is my home and while I go to school with some of the richest kids in this town, not everyone is like that. I love the O.C. and the majority of my wardrobe is abercrombie, but I don't live on lakeshore, I live in clearview, oh I'm sorry "the heights". My mom drives a mini-van not a mercedes, through my friends parents, and some of my friends do. Everyone loves starbucks, it's not just an Oakville thing; and we have a serious drug problem here. I go to OT and some of the stereotypes are true, but not all of them. The only people who say chate are the popular guys in my class who think it's cool, it's not. People need to calm down about Oakville if you live here great, if you don't get over it.
Oakville kid: OMG I loveeeee being soooo rich!
Missisauga kid: I wish i lived in oakville
Me: Oakville is just fine, calm down
Missisauga kid: I wish i lived in oakville
Me: Oakville is just fine, calm down
by oakvillian January 17, 2013
A town in Southern Ontario where all the upper class take their Mercedes Benz's to so they don't have to look out their window and see the filth that lives in Mississauga. Contrary to popular belief, no one in Oakville says 'chate' except for those who attend the high school Iriquois Ridge, which really isn't even a part of Oakville. The richest in Oakville go to Oakville Trafalgar High School and Appleby College, and the average student at these institutions can buy the average Mississauga house by the age of 9.
Mississauga Kid- Oakville is gay!
Oakville Kid- Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was thinking about my yacht and trust fund.
Oakville Kid- Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was thinking about my yacht and trust fund.
by Kyle S October 12, 2005
yeah yeah .. Oakville is a rich town .. we all know that, but its really jsut the downtown area, i mean yeah there are a few complexes in upper Oakville with huge hosues, but there really not as big as you think.
I dont understand why there is such a rivalry going on between Oakville and Mississauga, theres rich people in mississauga too.
I used to live in Mississauga and now live in Oakville, to tell you the truth its jsut as muh fun over there as it is here.
I dont understand why there is such a rivalry going on between Oakville and Mississauga, theres rich people in mississauga too.
I used to live in Mississauga and now live in Oakville, to tell you the truth its jsut as muh fun over there as it is here.
by volim te December 28, 2007