Definitions by Poondogg

oakville

Oakville is the biggest small town in the world. Kevin Bacon has 6 degrees of separation, well Oakville has 2. If you are from Oakville and you meet someone who knows another person from Oakville, either you know that Oakvillian, or one of your friends does.
This can be most widely seen at University, especially in Ontario, but with exceptions for out of province Universities like McGill, Dalhousie, and UBC.

Non-Oakvillian: "you're from Oakville? do you know Scotty?"
Oakvillian: "Hellllll ya we went to Iroquois together! That guy is insannnnnnne, he just had a party last week!"

oakville by Poondogg July 31, 2008