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Dustin: "Hey Jeff! How was your Friday night out?"

Jeff: "Terrible. OAFPMGO this morning." :/
OAFPMGO by dustin1127 October 7, 2010
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oafspring 

The offspring of a person who looks like an oaf.
Did you see Sally's kid? I thought Sally was an oaf and then I saw her oafspring. Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
oafspring by alphaecho January 19, 2011

Oaflet cake 

A type of cake what was originated in India it is made out of oats, blueberries and Bananas.
I am just about to make an oaflet cake
Oaflet cake by C.R/M July 22, 2019
Acting in the manner that an oaf would
Yo bro, last night Alicia was acting super oafly
Oafly by Squiddude123 June 17, 2018

Oafspring 

A child that is an oaf; usually in reference to one's own teenaged child displaying the awkwardness common to that stage of life.
I had to pick up the oafspring from a party that had got out of hand.
Oafspring by BaldySlaphead February 13, 2025

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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