nutmeg phantasy 

An elaborate, vivid, and often seemingly "controllable" daydream that can be intensely pleasurable, scary, or phantasmagorical, caused by consuming copious amounts of nutmeg in order to obtain psychoactive effects. These episodes are usually intiated through contemplation, meditation, drifting off to a near sleep or trance like state, daydreaming, spacing out, listening to ambient or dreamy music, or even just randomly. Use caution when working with nutmeg. Start with low doses.

Dude, I had the craziest nutmeg phantasy the other day! I was walking home from school in a snowstorm, and then all of the sudden, I imagined that I was in a new Terminator movie, and my neighborhood was a battle field. I could hear gunshots and everything. Then I started to be able to "direct the action" and made a movie preview in my mind. I have never laughed so hard in my life, and out of all the nutmeg phantasies I've had, that one takes the cake.

nutmeg phantasy by ACIDHEAD December 7, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012