Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 5, 2006

Nutella

The best thing ever to exist on the face of the Earth. Legend has it that Zeus himself created this rich spread to be devoured by the first man and other gods. Any haters of this bottle of tastegasm shalt be locked away in a shadowy dungeon to be killed for treason against the best taste in the world.

Thing 1: Dude, that chick is so hawt, she is even better than Nutella.
Thing 2: Dude, nothing's better than Nutella.

Thing 1: I'm feeling down, nothing can cheer me up.
Thing 2: Not even Nutella?
Thing: There's nothing in this world Nutella can't fix dawg, give me a spoon and a jar!

by A very good guy May 11, 2013

nutella

A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.

Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.

by AmeliaJane January 29, 2009

Nutellaitis

happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.

she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night

by hersss December 1, 2010

Nutella

A legendary substance that tastes like unicorns jumping over rainbows in the middle of May, as your favorite bands join together and do one amazing, life changing song.

"Man, I needa go buy some Nutella!" said Jesus.

by JesusApprentice September 22, 2011

nutella

The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.

"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."

by b l o n d i e February 22, 2007

Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.

This Nutella is orgasmic!

by FeastMaster June 13, 2011