Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s

Cathryn is a total nut mutt

by Slippery Sanchez June 23, 2018

mutts nuts

1) A more pre-watershed friendly version of Dogs bollocks.


2) Dog testicles.

3) To be the best example of its kind.

"The mutts nuts are going to be castrated"


"I am the mutt's nuts when it comes to drinking."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Mutt's nuts

Indicates an item of quality.

Synonym for dog's bollocks

Web services are the mutt's nuts

by Ben February 25, 2004

mutts nuts

something that is very good
more polite version of dogs bollocks

Man that was the mutts nuts

by Human Sacrifice November 05, 2003

the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

mutts nuts

Polite version of dogs bollocks, usually the only version you would use at dinner, when meeting your girlfriends parents for the first time.

Thanks for dinner Mrs x, I thought those meatballs were the mutts nuts.

Nice car Mr x, The bentley really is the mutts nuts of motoring isnt it ?

by legs akimbo April 04, 2007

Mutt's Nuts

Like the bee's knees, opposite to the bee's balls and balls to the walls, the mutt's nuts refers to something which is the best, fab, fantastic, or even downright scrumtrellescent. First used in "Beneath A Steel Sky".

Holy acorns, that stallion is one manly stud horse! His gonads must be the mutt's nuts!

by billybee69 November 22, 2010