nut muddle

The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts

It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night

by Jafcook March 2, 2022

Middle nut

Used for bargaining purposes as well as awards. It allows you to give someone the respect that comes with the ownership of one of your testicles, without actually giving one away. Many people respect the bargaining power of the middle nut, however there are some who believe it to be worthless.

Ex 1:
Sean: Hey I'll give you a middle nut if you chug that 2 liter!

Todd: No man, I want something that's real... Give me a dollar and I'll do it.



Ex 2:
Jimmy: You can do a backflip?! That's awesome, you deserve one of my middle nuts... maybe even two...

Simon: Sweet man, you know that means I have partial ownership of your soul, right?

Jimmy: yeah.

by Emerson B. Steinmann April 20, 2009

nutpuddles

The pools of sperm that gets left on the bed (or where ever ya was doin it) when a condem was not used. It normally will drain/leak out of a snatch.

Better change the sheets, we got nutpuddles all over them.

by honeybunny19 January 11, 2010