nut muddle 

The mashed butt debris left in between and in the teeth after eating nuts

It took me ten minutes to clean the nut muddle out of my teeth after my date last night

nut muddle by Jafcook March 2, 2022

Middle nut 

Used for bargaining purposes as well as awards. It allows you to give someone the respect that comes with the ownership of one of your testicles, without actually giving one away. Many people respect the bargaining power of the middle nut, however there are some who believe it to be worthless.

Ex 1:
Sean: Hey I'll give you a middle nut if you chug that 2 liter!

Todd: No man, I want something that's real... Give me a dollar and I'll do it.



Ex 2:
Jimmy: You can do a backflip?! That's awesome, you deserve one of my middle nuts... maybe even two...

Simon: Sweet man, you know that means I have partial ownership of your soul, right?

Jimmy: yeah.

Middle nut by Emerson B. Steinmann April 20, 2009

nutpuddles 

The pools of sperm that gets left on the bed (or where ever ya was doin it) when a condem was not used. It normally will drain/leak out of a snatch.

Better change the sheets, we got nutpuddles all over them.

nutpuddles by honeybunny19 January 11, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016