When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump
Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"
by Zappbrito September 3, 2017
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1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.
"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"
by NumetalFag July 10, 2009
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That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.
Ah gross I just had a nump!
by Agentm February 15, 2006
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One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.
Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"
by JONBOY June 11, 2003
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Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.
Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.
by moi October 16, 2003
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The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.
That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.
by dangsway October 29, 2020
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