nuMetal 

Pop mascarading as heavy rock with plenty of "urban" influence thrown in i.e. scratchin' turntables, "rapping". Usually performed by and for suburban white kids.

God, I fuckin' HATE "numetal". I even hate saying the fucking word.

nuMetal by Doosh Bahgg August 27, 2003

NuMetal 

An abomination created through the bastardization of rap and pop with tastelessly downtuned guitars.

See also Mallcore

Korn, Linkin Park, Taproot...

NuMetal by AdmiralDavidov September 2, 2005

nuMetal 

"Metallization" of pop

Linkin Park

nuMetal by Arijit "Nukehead" Das June 3, 2003

nuMetal 

Talentless, corporate music that is created by major record companies and marketed to scared, suburban teens in an effort to ween them off of boy bands and into another demographic.

Dooode! Linkin Park is the shit, bro! That's some fierce nuMetal!

nuMetal by RagingLeonard March 12, 2003

Numetal 

A new generation of metal that isn't as good as old metal. It's generic and the guitar is kinda cheesy with lots of detuned guitars and 7 strings usually, with a mix of clean n heavy vocals.

Examples of numetal bands: Korn and Slipknot

Numetal by slipperywalrus June 14, 2013

numetal 

a special type of laxative discovered in the 1990s designed to induce explosive diarrhea by simulating the sound of explosive diarrhea

If high-fiber fruits, vegetables and whole grains aren't resulting in a bowel movement in over 48 hours, it may be time to try some numetal

numetal by tmtenacious February 18, 2011

Nu-nu-metal 

A subgenre of nu-metal. More mainstream and commercialized than nu-metal, nu-nu-metal depends heavily on samples, electronic loops, sponsorship and merchandising.

Allows nu-metallers to look down on others the same way metallers look down on them.

metaller: Look at that nu-metaller over there, fuckin' mainstream sellout.
nu-metaller: Look at that nu-nu-metaller over there, fuckin' mainstream sellout.
nu-nu-metaller: Guitarist plushies! w00t!

Nu-nu-metal by cfm2 May 1, 2012