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Number run

This is a showdown between two or more people who think they can hook the most phone numbers from strangers. The subjects of this challenge must both start at an agreed point. They will then be given a time limit (usually 3 hours) and an end point. They must get as many numbers from there preferred gender and enter them into a separate part of there phone book. The numbers received must be from some you have never met before. You are allowed to phone in one friend but they must be the same gender ad sexuality as you. They aren't allowed to speak to the target but may help set up the pick up. When the time limit is over, the contestants must be back at the agreed end point. If they aren't they are disqualified. Then you must text all your pick ups. You get 1 point for every person who replys to you within 30 mins. You get 0.5 points or each reply within the hour. The person with the most points wins!

Of corse the are many variations of the rules, but this is the most widely used version.
Dave: I got 17 points in the number run yesterday!
Harry: no way!
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I tote guns, I make number runs
-Biggie Smalls
number run by kahda July 20, 2004

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT 

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.
Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

My number one rule is RUN UP THROUGH IT 

To have a strictly sensual "no strings attached" relationship with a female. Get in and get it done. A fair exchange.
Macafram: Yo man your name is always on Susies mouthpiece, what's the deal?

Nice N Scmoove: Yea don't sweat it, she's only fretting cause' my number one rule is run up through it released the fluid bounce out cause thats what im bout and she never knew it.

number runs 

If you make number runs, you're bringing betting slips and cash wagers to where they do an illegal lottery. i pick 3 or 4 numbers and win money if they're drawn
I Tote guns, I make number runs...
-Biggie Smalls
number runs by c0rpse December 12, 2006

number runner 

A person (usually a man) who counts all of the girls (or guys, if a woman) he is able to get with in a certain period of time. It could be within his entire life time or it could even be within a week.
Person A: In the past month I've hooked up with six girls and I've had sex with two of them.

Person B: Man, you're a number runner.
number runner by Number Runner December 26, 2009

Number 16: The Chicago Running Man 

You'd never expect this sexy ass mf Cryptid to grace your baby shower. The Chicago Running Man spans multiple mythos, but is most popular in American folklore. Legend has it, he holds the current land speed record at 784 lbs. and 19 cents. The Chicago Running Man will primarily use his knees to concuss his prey, which usually consists of Chicago Cubs. He especially loves the draft roster; they are a delicacy to him. The Chicago Running Man has escaped Foundation containment a record 48 times, and is currently on the loose. Some say, that if you play reggaeton loud enough, and at the right speed, you may be able to create frequencies that can slow down the Chicago Running Man enough to be seen with the naked eye, but be warned: it gets him particularly frisky and handsy. If you survive the encounter, you may experience a slight intense burning of the ass cheek, and handprint-shaped bruising along the ass cheek area. The Chicago Running Man, like all good Americans, is devoted to FREEDOM. Sometimes, in his spare time, he runs over to Socialist rallies and throws a bike lock, and often pins it on an ANTIFA member. The goal of this is unknown, but he has been found consistently doing this. The Chicago Running Man has a soft spot for crap-quality early 2000's YouTube video intros, as he discovered himself spiritually around the those times. More has yet to be discovered about this phenomenal creature; expect more reports in the future.
"UAAAGH. WEEEH. OIOIOIOIOIOIOOO. NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN. NYA NYE NYI NYU NYO. BIBIBIBIABIBABABIBABIBIABABABIBABA. WOAH, POG! THAT'S IT! NUMBER 16: THE CHICAGO RUNNING MAN!"

-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.