Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

by nokidz June 03, 2009

Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

by USC Dude August 23, 2010