Definitely a MANLY MAN! Tall, has something to hold on to, beautiful blue eyes that hold the deepest of attraction, brown or dirty blonde hair and a smile that tbr ladies love. He is always there for his family. Gives his lady all she deserves and then some. Jack of all trades master of most. Has more to give if he would only open up and make his life a little easier. Once he hits 40 things fall into place and thr lady by his side by then is he one true love. His boys love him and his daughter knows no other father.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).