norcal badboy 

NorCal BADBOY resides in the REAL Northern California. Not to be confused with "The Bay" "Central Cali" has lived in NorCal long enough it would be considered his "old stompin grounds"

He possesses such charm and charisma he is the life of the party! The envy of the twerps that dress in their parents success. When he arrives the guys look to to see their girl captivated by this casanova. His strut is strong and has never been matched. He is energetic and enthusiastic desiring an adrenaline rush has gotten him into lil trouble
He is strong and stern! Sleek and Sly! Sexxy and subductive! Sensible and smart! And slightly sensitive.

He is a mans man, the cock of the walk, the alpha, and the king!
His laugh is loud! His smile will have you smitten. "sex drugs and Rock N Roll" was coined just for him. Naturally loves the "Bad Boys of the NFL" aka The "Raiders" He possesses keen knowledge and expertise in regards to football!

He only wishes others could appreciate it as much as he! He will have your 49er loving girlfriend bringing him beer in his Raiders Jersey. Those who have had him have had the best. He seeks adventure and a get away driver!

His life is thrilling as he throughly enjoys having a good time and willing to take risks! He is the reason fathers polish their riffles. And the reason girls sneak out their windows. He is dashing and doesnt need anyones approval. He knows who he is and he knows who he aint. He is good at being bad

He laughs in the face of danger

Lock your doors and hide your woman because NorCal Badboy is in town
Girl: Travis is a NorCal Badboy

norcal badboy by convictcammy Cammomillion April 7, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012