noongoon 

A man who leaves his essay to the last minute only to be greeted with laughter from his friends.

Oh my God, I’ve got 1,500 words to write for tomorrow.

You’re such a noongoon

noongoon by Noongoon May 7, 2023

noon goon 

A group or family (esp. tourists) that shows up and crowds a beach at noon, which is when most of the surfers are leaving. Usually used in a demeaning way.

Glad we're gettin' outta here, all the noon goons are showing up.

Fuck man an entire clan of noon goons just piled out of their SUV.

noon goon by mywhat May 20, 2009