(Noun.)Similar to Childhood in terms of internet gaming. One's Noobhood takes place when he/she first begins to play the game, and is a complete noob(or newb to be politically correct.) One ascends out of noobhood with time and experience to the point where he/she gains enough skill to enter Prohood, a stage of the player's life where he/she is a good player and hardened veteran of the game.
C&C pro1: Yeah man, I remember the days back in my noobhood, I used to always get owned by rushers!
C&C pro2: Pffft, Im just glad you grew up mate, otherwise I couldnt play with you cause you suck too much =/.
C&C pro1: -_-'
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.