Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up
little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a
kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST
THAT'S THE PROBLEM