a person who has sex with young girls and boys.
by plantation cafe December 31, 2004
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peedofile, stupid person or someone who's pissing you off
hey Angus you nonce.
by bad man d-dog March 16, 2009
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A common English (mainly Yorkshire) insult similar to twat, dickhead and wanker
Samuel is a rate nonce
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This word, in its offensive slang forms, is probably derived from "nonsense".

Convicted child sex offenders are often considered to be the lowest of the low (i.e. the most "nonsense" people in society), and this, rather than the NONCE acronym, may be the main reason why this word became associated with paedophiles.

Calling someone "nonce" normally means one of three things:

1) UK prison slang for a paedophile.

2) A general insult, usually as an extension of 1) or 3).

3) A nonsensical person, or person behaving in a nonsensical manner, generally equivalent to stupid or idiot.
1) "Gary Glitter's a nonce!"
"Protect your kids from those nonces."

2) "You've been behaving like a twat all night! Piss off you annoying nonce!"

3) "He wasn't talking any sense- he was being a complete nonce!"
"Well, he's certainly nonced that up."
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An English man you dirty tranny English bastard stop touching up kids with ur vagina you dirty hairy cunt
Why was nonce seekers filmed in England so much
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The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if

they're a bit weird.
"Yo jake, see that nonce over in the park over there".

"You're actually such a nonce m8".
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