Account

A. Taking notice or recognition of something.


B. Used by businesses to hold customer information. Such as: Address, Phone Number, Name and other important information.

A. To Account for your actions!

by DTS October 11, 2004

accounting

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.

by Spicy Margarita January 6, 2009

Accountant

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.

by Envious Broke Teen December 5, 2017

Accountability

What is generally lacking in the chambers of Congress and the boardrooms of Fortune 500 corporations!

Kenneth Lay- Let's just see if we can blow up this corporation while getting silly-rich in the process.
Junior Accountant- But sir, what about the thousands of employee retirement funds? Are you aware of corporate accountability?
Kenneth Lay- (Silence... Crickets humming...) Umm, I just bought a new Maybach...

by zagnut February 21, 2005

Accountability

Noun:
A word lacking a definite meaning. Often used in conjunction with the words "regulation", "greed", and "oversight" (all of which have equally vague definitions) on major news networks to elicit emotional responses from their braindead viewers.

Talking Head 1: I think that the greed on Wall Street, selfish people who make money, and the lack of oversight by the government are to blame for the failing economy.

Talking Head 2: Yeah! We need more accountability!

by srnty March 23, 2009

accounting

a secret way of referring to sex.

1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.

by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009

accountant

Someone who ditches a major for a different major.

Hi, my name is Jae Park. I used to be a Computer Science major but now I'm an accountant.

by DAT Chanh February 18, 2017