no status

n.; the state of someone who is not sweet; someone who does not possess bro status or G status.

Guy #1: "I'm gonna do homework instead of hitting up the party."
Guy #2: "Dude...no status."

no status by Col. Hans Landa September 28, 2011

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Status No

The opposite of the status quo. Not up to par on society's opinion of how things should be. Uncool, or just downright lame.

Anything that can be criticized as being the opposite of trendy or in-style. Often used by critics to judge the latest films, fashion-styles, pieces of literature, products, etc.

Boy: "Hey, do you want to go see that new movie that just came out?"
Girl: "The cheesy one? I heard critics gave it a status no. Must be really lame."

Samantha: "Did you see what she was wearing at the party Saturday night?"
Hannah: "Yeah, she looked like a trashy wannabe! Her outfit was SUCH a status no."

Status No by StatusGo December 16, 2011

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no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

no stats by Bryan April 16, 2005

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Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA

Phrase coined by bitches who recently went through a bad breakup with cute "labradoodle personality" type of guys but acting like they fine af. Promise they aint capable of feeling SHIT, Heart EMPTY, Head EMPTY , NO feelings,STATUE LIKE, just straight up DONE with men and the ex.

Girl1: I saw Jay-Jay and his new gf today but I dont know whether I should spill the tea

Girl2: Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA

Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA by yourflowergirl August 26, 2021