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no shit, sherlock 

Similar to 'thank you captain obvious'.
Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"
Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, sherlock!"

No shit, Sherlock 

Asshole version of 'indeed'.
Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*
No shit, Sherlock by vermillion22 November 18, 2013

No Shit, Sherlock 

When you reply to spmebody who has just stated the very obvious ''no shit,sherlock' to imply that yep, everyone knows the answer already and there pronouncement has come as no surprise.

sherlock=sherlock holmes, famed detective of yore
''hey, you got a tissue trail hanging out the back of your knickers''

''no shit, sherlock''

''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''

''no shit sherlock, its the latest craze!!''

No shit, Sherlock 

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

No shit, Sherlock 

Used as a way to say things like "It's obvious" or "duh".
Goes well with "grass is green".
AMONG US: MIRA HQ SCENARIO

Canibus: It's some horny Impostors in the bathroom again.
050 (Oso): No shit, Sherlock. The grass is green, after all. ("It's obvious, duh.")
No shit, Sherlock by Chardino November 13, 2020

no shit, sherlock 

you say this to a mr know it all
" you jacked off to a teacher" "no shit, sherlock"