Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.
Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot
by Bucko January 13, 2020
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- Is Typically Viewed As Rude.
- Unkind Thing To Say.
- Young Individuals Say This A Lot.
- Is Typically Viewed As Rude.
- Unkind Thing To Say.
- Young Individuals Say This A Lot.
by Jam141 November 30, 2022
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Bully: No one asked!
Victim: Stop saying that!
Bully 2: But did anyone ask?
Victim: Shut up asshole!
Bully: No one asked!
Victim: Stop saying that!
Bully 2: But did anyone ask?
Victim: Shut up asshole!
by NuggetTube November 16, 2022
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When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
by anonymous August 4, 2023
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Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂
Person 1: Nobody cares about you
Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
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Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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