Sending jerry to work

Something ominous

"Oh yeah he was sending Jerry to work" said Joey
"Who's jerry" asked Jake
"You'll never know" responded Joey

by glfoster16 November 6, 2020

Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.

Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"

by foshoure May 31, 2020

working my winky

when your winky is being worked

bro that last track the dj just threw down was working my winky

by Skimaskboi69 August 2, 2022

Working temperature

The temperature at which, whether-you-like-it-or-not, you must go to work tomorrow.

Working temperature varies from subfreezing to high 100°F (over 40°C), but no matter what the working temperature is - you've got to go to work.

by kajlijash October 28, 2012

Work walk

When you look like you’re busy and nobody wants to get in your way. In other words you walk with a purpose. This type of walk is considered a lot more respectable than a club walk.

Her: why don’t I ever get noticed?
Him: you have a work walk not a club walk?
Her: wtf does that mean?
Him: you don’t ask to get laid

by Daredevil2 February 14, 2022

asian work boots

Flip flops

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 9, 2014