nitbon

hard nipples from being cold

OMG its like 30 below outside I've got some serious nitbons.

by MacMadi September 19, 2011

netbonics

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

by Icky Thump December 15, 2008

Netbong

1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.

'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'

by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009

Niboner

when your nipples are erect

Omg, this cold is giving me a niboner.........feelsbadman

by Your.Right.Butt.Cheek November 7, 2016

Nitronic

recieving oral pleasure on your nitro penis from a gay male midget wearing assless chaps.

Last night I walked in on my roomate getting a nitronic in the closet.

by Blueballz2011 April 15, 2011

daffy-nition

1)a definition which is incorrectly or confused usage.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.

his daffy-nition of Religiousness was to continuously pray to a coke machine in the laundry mat.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.

by ok-Doke March 16, 2008

nibbon

Borne out of calling a friend a derogatory name but without swearing, so instead of calling your mate a dick, you could call him a nibbon in front of parents.

Alright Conube you effing nibbon, how's it going?

by Pete Slattery September 22, 2004