nipple twist 

where you twist someones nipple usually leaves a bruise

whats pink and does a 360???

nipple twist by matt December 20, 2003

Nipple Twist 

Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.

Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.

(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!

(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!

Nipple Twist by Nippletwister September 26, 2010

nipple twist 

1.) Referring to a situation in online communication (text, email, chat, twitter, etc.) where you are bothered by another party. Generally more aggressive than spam and quite irritating.

2.) Amongst friends is sent with two "at" symbols side by side. (e.g. @@ ) When sent in this manner it is like a digital "poke" and often a digital conversation starter.

1.) Inconsiderate marketers are nipple twisters. As they try to utilize social media, they are often quite selfish and irritating.

2.) Hi Jim, @@

nipple twist by pleasedtomeetyouwontyouguessmy May 11, 2009

Nipple Twist 

Twisting a fat man's tits.

Enzo Wong Chun Hoi was playing nipple twist with a fat boy to a point he was milked.

Nipple Twist by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbjjvhojkhvh March 13, 2023

new orleans nipple twist

when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.

becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!

new orleans nipple twist by yowiena69 March 13, 2010

National Nipple Twist Day 

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.

Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day

National Nipple Twist Day by SENIOR BROWN September 4, 2019

Ultimate Skorpian Nipple Twist 

A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.

"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."

Ultimate Skorpian Nipple Twist by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 6, 2018