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ninjapoo
a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.
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ninjapoo
ninjapoo by Scott Oseychik December 19, 2008
ninjapoo
This is when you climb into a black bag, get someone to tie it up and the person in the bag takes a shit and has to see how long the can stay in there for.
ninjapoo by NinjaFacts February 4, 2014
ninkanpoop
1.My manager Johan is an ninkanpoop!
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2.Hey Bianka look there is Henry An Nina Die Bos myt they are real ninkanpoops.
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2.Hey Bianka look there is Henry An Nina Die Bos myt they are real ninkanpoops.
ninkanpoop by ma se tjops October 16, 2008
Ninjapoop
noun- A national security agent who operates on the internet. Derived from the word "nincompoop"-a military term used for a low-ranking official. A spy, or kid who likes to play games and dress up/role play on the internet.
Ninjapoop by Michelle4321 July 7, 2011
Retardious Ninkapoopous
The Retardious Ninkapoopou is a rare creature that takes the from of a normal human but Has an IQ of 3.
Retardious Ninkapoopous by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.