Nickelback

Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.

random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>

by mazmonsters October 12, 2010

Nickelback

a shitty band, the lead singer seriously needs a cough drop and is the ugliest fucker i have ever seen

You fucking suck
Nickelback!!!

by mimi-amie March 18, 2006

Nickelback

A band that is considerd a joke to many

"knock knock

whos there?

Nickelback !"

by e dubbbs April 5, 2009

Nickelback

A bad that fell into formula of all nu-metal bands, with most of their songs sounding the same, kinda like, sadly, Pearl Jam (At least to me). Nickelback is the prime example of record companies overglorifying their product to the point where anything they do, even if it's shit, will be praised by the masses. I don't hate all their songs. I really like songs like "Animals". Regardless, Animals is a diamond in the rough. Another part of their bad reputation come from their place of origin: Canada. Canadian bands and singers tend to be low in quality (Celine Dion, Beiber, Barenaked Ladies, uhh, BEIBER), and I think their music sounds worse by the fact that they have to live on the rep of other shitty bands from Canada. It's not their fault, but considering how mediocre Nickelback is, it's no surprise that Canada's reputation for bad music has only increased since then. Like with any other shit band, Nickelback had potential. They definitely showed they can make a good product on Animals. However, they didn't use said potential. They rode on the wave of overglorification and appealing to the masses with mediocrity to win themselves a heft sum of money.

Nickelback is a shit band. they could've been good, but they weren't

by ChexManiac January 8, 2018

Nickelback

The effect of becoming tremendously successful despite having no talent what so ever, offering nothing new to people, and repeating the same boring routine over and over, your fans are people who normally can't tell their heads from holes in the ground.

SEE ALSO: Dane Cook, John Cena, Nascar, Anna Kournikova, Kiss.

Nickelback lover: "Hey nickelback is so cool, best Canadian band ever!"

Intelligent person: "Umm, that title belongs to Rush."

Nickelback lover: "Rush? Oh my god that's the movie with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker! I love that movie!!!"

Intelligent person: "You're a sad, sad man, I pity you."

Nickelback lover: "Hey, just because you don't like the stuff I like doesn't make me a s....OH MY GOD, JEFF GORDON WON THE DAYTONA 500, WOOHOO."

Intelligent person: "Imbecile."

by colossal_donut_666 March 9, 2010

Nickelback

A terrible band that produces songs relating to alcohol, sluts, or being white trash.

Did you hear the new nickelback song about the slutty, white trash, drunk chick that fucks everyone?

by cgreenly June 1, 2010

Nickelback

A prolific adjective OR noun which may be blurted while spewing profanities at a shit-bird driver. Much like the BAND, it describes either high-key 'douchers'( think leftover grunger), people who should have their license revoked, or just plain 'ol dorks.

*As guy in maroon caravan with 'Salt Life' and sexy silhouette stickers careens by at snail's pace, taking up two lanes and cheesing, while listening to Kid Rock--

"OH MY GOD, LEAVE MY SCENE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING NICKELBACK!!"

"Nice Prius, NICKELBACK!"

**Someone weaking out with a demeaning pickup line
"Try another NICKELBACK move. See how far you get."

by Lexsauce December 24, 2016