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Nathan Newhouse 

Some guy that is actually good at every game but sucks massive chode while his leg is being hugged by a Tyler brewer and ripping a fat cock rip in the mic then leaving for the rest of the night to stick batteries in his nose to charge his brain cum cells and is also a beta male.
Hey look at that Nathan Newhouse over there I’m so gay and want his noodle.
Nathan Newhouse by Clink1919 March 9, 2022

Nathan Newhouse 

A dude who does have a “new house” but smokes pot to get high enough to ride on a spirit airlines flight legend says that the money he’s used to buy weed he could have actually bought a “new house” but instead enjoys getting his legs hugged by a Tyler Brewer while drinking a choccy milk to make the pain go away
Man he smokes a lot of pot he must be a Nathan Newhouse

Nikki Newhouse 

A person who possesses the best of both worlds. Bittersweet. She’s super chill but wont hesitate to buck if the situation calls for it. One bad bitch. Fiercely loyal to her future husband Todd Geaslin. She’s a lover and a fighter for what she’s passionate about.
If a Nikki newhouse loves u best keep her forever.
Nikki Newhouse by Blondage June 28, 2023

Newhoused 

When one of your roommates leaves the leasing contract early, essentially screwing over everyone else. The leave is unexpected and unannounced.
Man, I don't have any money to go out this weekend after Conrad newhoused me.

screwed over dick move
Newhoused by Sir Fresh A lotz November 10, 2012

new house syndrome 

When one moves into a new house and never wants to leave. Symptoms leading up to this can be cats snuggling in your lap, peace and quiet, binge watching tv series, and more.
Ever since the move you always want to hang out at your place or you bail on work and plans to stay home... you have new house syndrome.