newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013

Newb-Heist

Used as Status:
Being the Newb-Heist on a server can only be referred to as someone who shows extraordinary skills and talent. The l337 version of one who calls them self a Noob-Heist

Used as Verb:
The action of entering in a online game and slaughtering all Newbs in the server with great speed and ease.

-In other words, the l337 and legit

Used as Status:
Whoa! Did you see last night? Charlie and Dennis got pwnt by that Newb-Heist. We gotta watch out for those guys til' we get better...

Used as Verb:
Whoa! Did you see that last night? Charlie and Dennis got completely Newb-Heisted(Past tense verb translation)... We gotta watch out that doesn't happen to us...

by CaMmB March 20, 2007

Newbing Off

(Verb) The act of trying desperately to be successful at FPS such as Halo or Call Of Duty and kill other players only to be killed repeatedly in a hilarious fashion. This also includes being spawn raped, quick scoped multiple times, and having general ineptitude for FPS. Forms include: Noun-Newb Off; Verb- Newbing Off (Present), Newbed Off (Past).

John: Wow dude you really went 3 and 22 in Black Ops?
Dave: Yea I thought I was going to be good.
John: Sounds like you were doing some major newbing off.

by Omni5134385 June 29, 2013

Newb tart

A young "newb" to a particular online environment. Or a "newb" known to be specifically whorish.

Wow, Ninja2k is a real newb tart.

by Loathed December 6, 2005

Newb

A newb is someone who is prestige one or below in COD (Call Of Duty) killing a newb is an easy way of Prestiging.

A newb is someone who is really bad at the game or who has just started the game.

by Xx_eamon_xX November 30, 2011

Uber-newb

'Uber' is a German term that's become popular by people in North America (and perhaps other regions, I wouldn't know because I only live in North America). While it really means "above" or "superior to", people use it to mean "very". 'Newb' is the truncation of "newbie" an internet term generally used to describe people who are inexperienced in the workings of the site they are currently on, or with a computer game, but it's gaining popularity offline, and can refer to people who are new to anything. In the context that I use it below, it is both referring to the said person's developing understanding of the specific site, as well as their limited knowledge of literary and poetry work. The inclusion of the prefix "uber" meant that they seemed less certain of things than is usual of the average newb with the same amount of exposure to the website.

"If you're into poetry try Rudyard Kipling, or check out my poems."

"I can't find your poem called Rudyard Kipling. I can only see the most recent poems on the front page. How d'you find the rest?"

"Wow, you're like an UBER-NEWB, huh?
If you want to see the rest of my poetry, you click the button 'Gallery' right below the five poems that are on the front page.
And Rudyard Kipling's a poet, not the name of one of my poems."

by Annoyed forum addict. October 28, 2005

halo newb

1. A person who is equal to or as skilled as ben

2. A poor sport who whines about everything

thinks he is the best.... Dude you are such a ben, you couldn't hit the wall if you were surrounded by them.

by Stemmy Tree March 21, 2005