newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.

HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!

newbed by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

newbed

To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.

Roofles, you just got newbed.

newbed by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

newbed out 

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.

newbed out by Kwistin September 25, 2005

noobed / newbed 

Getting killed or even owned by a 'noob'/'newb'.

ProQ3Player was railed by Mr.Noob
ProQ3Player ate Mr.Noob's rocket
ProQ3Player: ROFL i got noobed

noobed / newbed by dz22 October 30, 2003

Newted 

English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

Newsed 

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.

I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?

Newsed by on March 29, 2019

kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋

"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

kalysta newberry by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020