18% Women 82% Men. 85% of them
will make more
money than you. 80% automatically realize that the value of 85% equals 17/20 of the student population.
Most common majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes,
1% idiots)
Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both
white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and
white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new
computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to "NJIT". (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view
porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a
friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.
Although a completely
lame school, it is located in the fun and
beautiful city of Newark. (exaggeration) But its 15 minute train ride to NYC.