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name attributed to someone who you have no intention of learning their name because you're too lazy to do that or just create a nickname for them.

A: "Hey, who's that?"
B: "Oh, that's New Kid"
A: "What's his name?"
B: "...New Kid?"
New Kid by REGAN SMASH September 27, 2005
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aka Ryan. A kid we couldn't think of a name for.
"Hey look! It's Slim and...New Kid."
New Kid by The Nimrod April 6, 2004
A creepy transfer student who clings to you, & stares at you. Every time he turns around in class he looks as if he is going to rape you.
girl: Hey, dude! Didya see that crazy New Kid ?

boy : ya i heard he tried to teabag bill shea the other day.

girl:ewww thats totally nasty!
New Kid by asphalt cemetery October 15, 2006
A person that joins a job-site, and never adapts to the current coolness of the existing group. he is often aggitated and tells people to "fuck off"
That New Kid is such a douchebag
New Kid by Robert Robman June 28, 2006

New Kid on the Block

A way of acknowledging a kid that recently moved to the neighborhood. Usually applies until the arrival of a new kid on the block.
Guy 1: "Did you see the new kid on the block?"
Guy 2: " No, where is he from?"

New Kid Syndrome 

When a new kid shows up at a small school, if he/she has even the remotest good looks, people of the opposite sex flock to that person.
Man, Suzie isn't really that hot but the whole Freshman class sure does have some severe New Kid Syndrome. Look at how many love notes she has!
New Kid Syndrome by Sleet October 5, 2009

New Kid Rizz 

When someone moves to a new school and immediately pulls a ton of people.
“John has insane rizz! Every girl here wants him!”

“Don’t worry it’s just New Kid Rizz, it’ll wear off in a few months.”
New Kid Rizz by PurplePoachedEgg26 November 18, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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